Smile Like You Mean It .

prettyxintense:

Well done, Beckham’s sperm.

He literally cloned himself 3 times

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours

don’t